Had an excellent time. Accomodation a bit basic, but otherwise the resort was about right. Went off season so not too busy, and managed not to have a full english breakfast once. Recommend the Ti Apathia restaurant (the one where there's always a queue) as it is head and shoulders above the rest.
Can't help wondering if Kate Fox went on holiday by mistake. If you were disappointed by the number of places that were geared up for the 'package holiday maker', I can only assume that you flew to Kefalonia on your private jet, or sailed there on your yacht. Live and let live, perhaps?