Erm, yeah, where do I begin? We paid for a boat trip, (and it isn't exactly cheap to start with!) so why did we have to do most of the work? I mean work? we're on holiday! Carry this, bring that, fetch one of those, did the crew do any work at all? Lunch was a farce, the guests have to cook their own! Lets play beach games, er no I don't think so! Lets get told off by captain 'rip off' makis for not eating cheese, I don't like cheese. Lets all sing on the way home, erm is this a joke? and best of all seeing as the crew worked so 'hard' all day lets tip em, sha right, apart from that it was a good day out! Once in a life time is enough for me though.
OK buy a snorkel, get one of the more expensive ones it works out cheaper in the long run as they don't fall to bits after a few days! get on the beach and turn right at the pines too......and keep walking forget the beds and brollies, they cost loads and are forever blowing away, go past victors bar (intersting service here! cat lovers only!)and carry on to the big rocks and beyond, get naked amd swim! There are plenty of little coves and rocks to give you some privacy. Feed the fish (they like apple and bacon frazzles best!) and dive for small shells, and if you feel brave, jump off the rocks just don't tell your travel insurance company!. The beach has a steep shelf about 5 meters out so gets pretty deep quickly (5 metres ish), some impressively large fish about 10/15 metres out, you cannot fail to enjoy this beach! but you will need a decent pair of sandles as the shingle can get a bit much on our british soles!